Halloween *groan* jokes. Found at My Loonyverse blog.
You might be a redneck if the jack-o-lantern on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
Why did the vampire buy Nyquil? To stop his coffin.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch
What kind of music do mummies listen to? Rap. (get it? Wrap?)
Where does the ghost take his family on vacation? Mali-boo.
What do you call someone who puts poison in the Cheerios? A cereal killer.
What is the witch's favorite subject? Spelling.
Why don't mummies go on vacation? They are afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Where do ghosts get their nails done? The boo-ty parlor.
What is a vampires biggest fear? Tooth decay.
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon? A sour-puss.
Why aren't there any famous skeletons? They're a bunch of nobodies.
What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by its circumference? Pumpkin pi.
How do you get the jack-o-lantern to stop smoking? Give him a pumpkin patch.
What is the zombie's favorite dessert? Ladyfingers.
(I think pumpkin pi is my fave!)
