(Gad, I'm *such* a drama queen....hee!)
: hand to forehead :
As of today, ladies and gents, I have fulfilled my obligation to God, humanity and the Superior Court of Santa Clara County.
You may recall that back in October, I ran afoul of one of California's finest. Yes, our fair heroine was taken down by the CHP. She was only trying to get home after a terribly long day at work. And in order to get home sooner, she thought that going 90mph in a 65 zone was appropriate.
Now if you knew my hoopty of an automobile, pushing it at 90mph is no small feat. I'd considered going to court to fight it since the officer said he didn't have a radar. Instead he set his cruise control at 75mph and said I was pulling away.
I came home and Googled the officer's name and found out he's a highly decorated and well-respected member of the force. So I knew that was a losing battle.
I also looked at the table of fines and realized I *may* have been doing more than 90mph, but he gave me the ticket at 90. Were I cited going faster than 90mph, the penalties (meaning the cost) went up dramatically at that clip level. So he kind of sort of did me a favor. Also, I didn't have my most current insurance card in the car (I'd *just* gotten it in the mail). The officer could have cited me for that, but instead looked it up online (my insurance reports to the DMV so he can see if it's current).
So after careful consideration, I decided to just pay the "bail". And thus a point was assigned to my driving record.
A fact I'm cheesed about. Did you know that in the ten almost eleven years I've lived in California I've never, not once, gotten a ticket for speeding? A couple parking tickets, yes, but nothing else. Indignant! Yes I was.
Well, California offers the opportunity to take driving school and thus mask the point on your record from view (meaning your insurance company is none the wiser). They've recently begun offering the driving school online where you can work at your own pace.
So yesterday morning in the midst of the Storm To End All Storms, I decided to begin work on my online driver's training. I had until mid-February to complete it.
Well...let me tell you...this online driver's course was no easy thing. Time consuming. And BORING. True, I got to work through it in my jammies and in the comfort of my home, but DAMN!
About a third of the way through a very LONG day, I told The Cute Boy™, "boy am I sorry I did 90mph!"
So it worked. They got remorse out of me.
It didn't help that the power went out after I'd been working on it several hours. Ugh. I finally finished at 9:00pm last night. It was a long grueling trudge to the finish line.
Today I went to the "in person" location and took the written test to thus complete the course and end this debacle. And because I'm such a freaking overachiever, not only was I nervous, but I got 100% on the test.
So now, gentle audience, it can be said that I, the criminal, have done my time, done my penance, paid my debt to society, suffered for my sins, carried the cross of my shame, and can tear the scarlet speed limit sign from my chest and begin to rebuild my life as a member of society.
(And to reward my hard work, The Cute Boy™ took me to see a movie. The Golden Compass. Yay!)
Thus ends the drama of the Nice Girl Who Turned Bad on Highway 280.
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