Ok, no one was hurt so I'm allowed to joke…
Crash strews Oreos over I-80.
First of all, who uses the word "strews" anymore?
That said, traffic in Chicago was stopped in a delicious way when a truck carrying 14 tons of double stuffed Oreos overturned, tossing deliciousness in "plastic sleeves…into the median and roadway."
This is a tragedy.
First, gas prices go up. Due to transport costs, milk prices go up. And now this utter devastation means a shortage in the Oreo supply.
It ain't right, folks. It just ain't right.
Gotta have my Vitamin O.
