And you wouldn't believe me if I told you.
So I'll have to prove it in photographs.
I was shopping the book store at the Kona airport, looking for something to occupy me on the five and a half hour flight.
When my eyes fell upon this:
What is this, you say? Yes, someone actually took the time to translate the new testament into Hawaiian pidgin english.
Behold
Dats some supa spesho spirit right der!
Aloha!