Yup, that is the motto to which all those two-finger-holder-upper kids with the yellow kerchief around their necks swear to every chance they get.
Ah yes, be prepared. Think ahead. Plan your next move. Expect the worst and all that.
Sometimes, as the grown up I've become, I'm quite prepared. Oh I'm thinking about "what's the worst that could happen and how will I take my bacon back outta the fire when it does."
And then there are the days where the gas tank light is on and the needle quivers over the E and I forgot the tickets for the event I'm attending and I can't put my shoes on the correct feet.
So which was it on Sunday? You see, by the good grace of the baseball gods, I had some of the best seats in the major league stadium where I like to watch my favorite baseball team play. On this day of interleague play, my Giants are facing their across the Bay rivals.
Ooh baby! I'm ready! I'm prepared!
Tickets? Got 'em right here.
Spending cash for ballpark schwag. Certainly!
Portable radio already set to KNBR? Heck yeah!
Cool clothing for the warm day? Check.
Jacket in case it cools off? Sure.
Parking pass? Without a doubt.
Hooray! I've got it wired tight!
Off we go! We get to the park and plop into our seats that are THISCLOSE to the field and oooh, there's the players almost close enough to touch and what a beautiful day and rock ooooon!
So the game is starting, and what do I do?
Well, I'm a burgeoning photographer! I pull out my carefully packed camera and my 75-300 lens that will get me RIGHT in the middle of the action!
Yes! I even remembered to charge my battery! And the spare battery too!
This is gonna be so great! I’m going to wow the world with these shots! I will win awards! There will be accolades! I will get my invite to be an AP photographer with open access to the camera well on the field.
I am a rock star!!!
And so I begin to snap some photos, looking to take light levels and see about making adjustments for this bright sunlight.
Click goes the shutter.
And click once more.
Then I hit that little play button to review the shots.
And the camera says on its pretty little LCD screen:
No CF card,
NO CF CARD?!?!?!? What the seventeen kinds of sam hell does this damn camera mean no cf card?
And then I remember...
I left the memory card on my desk at home.
I was feeling sooooo Captain Prepared that I was going to do a full clean off of the memory card, reformat and be ready for the game.
Except I forgot to do that with all my attention on all the other careful pre-game preparations.
So you see, here's that amazing shot of Aubrey Huff at the plate right before he hit that first homerun:
And that amazing shot of Pablo Sandoval taking a walk:
And that fabulous look of concentration while Andres Torres runs like a cheetah around the bases!
Be fracking prepared!
BE PREPARED DAMN IT!
Prepared, my ass.......