Oh Far New Mexico, how I long to carry you in my wallet, pocket, slide you lovingly into a slot machine, Coke machine, toss you in a bucket on a turnpike.
How I hope to hold you up and show you quarters from other states and we'll mock them sarcastically.
I mean…North Dakota with your buffalo. FEH! And Kansas with your, uh, buffalo. FEH! I say.
Gaze upon my zia sun sign gorgeousness! 47th in statehood, number one in new quarter HOTNESS!
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