Squirrels are evil.
I did too tell you so. Here.
I'm starting to build a case, now.
Flaming squirrel blamed for small Calif. Wildfire
See? They are starting to learn tricks!
Bah!
Apologies to The Good Man and the Great Mom-in-Law who are kinder souls than me and would be horrified to know I giggled at the thought of a flaming squirrel.