For you, my friend, since we share a sick sense of humor about flaming squirrels.
I bring you…raccoons that can't be tased.
"Raccoon unfazed by cop's Taser during wild chase"
Best line of the article:
"'While unlocking the back door, the suspect (karen's note: suspect = a raccoon!) ran at Officer Ek,' the police report says."
Hee.
And so the officer fired his taser like a rock star from "Cops"
Only the tase didn't phase the "suspect", and he it took off.
At least he it didn't burst into flames.
Whuttre YOU looking at?