In reading the "odd news" today, I inadvertently stumbled across my strategy for the first Tuesday in November.
Source.
NAPLES (Reuters) - Ballot stuffing took on a new meaning in Italy's parliamentary election on Sunday when a man ate his ballot paper in protest at the country's politicians.
Police in Naples said they had charged the 41-year-old businessman with destroying election materials. He said all Italian politicians and politics "are crap" and that he was protesting "against the system."
Nom, nom.
Should I add rooster sauce or mayo? What condiment goes best with crappy politics, hmmmmm?