"A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start."
"He told police quote, 'I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want.'"
Darn tootin', you can! Except for those pesky police!
Thankfully for my coworkers, I posses neither a lawnmower nor a shotgun.
But I might whing a mighty ballpoint pen at my computer screen.
I'll do it too!
