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June 11, 2009

Random Sarcasm Generator

You know, when I was growing up, my mom always told me, "boys don't like girls with smart mouths."

Luckily, mom was wrong.

Plenty of boys liked me just like I am....most notably, The Good Man. (And yes, TGM, can show me a thing or two about being a smart ass).

So, feeling especially cranky today and still wiped out creatively from the latest round of the Tweet Me a Story contest, today, I'm going to continue to rely on a creative crutch.

Using the random blog idea generator from yesterday, here we go.

Random Ideas: The smart ass edition:

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Depends on where I'm looking.

Define faith.

While on an airplane, that moment just after you hear "whump" but right before the pilot says, "everything's all right folks."

10 things I'm pessimistic about

*sigh* I don't even think I could make it through three much less a list of ten....why even try?

Why do you feel you need to change?

Because I have sand in my shorts. I can *definitely* feel that. : tug :

Something that I enjoy doing for a friend...

Pointing and laughing.

10 things I learned at school *not* on the curriculum

My mother reads this blog. I can't tell you that.....

Plus, I streamlined most of my brain cells with the assistance of beer, so it's not like I can remember anything I learned anyway.

What was the question?

If you could follow someone around for one day (unseen), who would it be and why?

The police cleared me of those charges. I don't have to answer that.

Injustice in the world makes me feel...

Like the plotline to a bad superhero movie (take your pick, there has been so many in recent years).

Why should I be responsible?

I dunno. Wanna go get a beer?

10 things I believe in

I believe...I'll have a beer. Not sure I can get in 10, who's with me? (I'm looking at you, Emmett)

Do you feel underappreciated?

Only by the ungrateful.

I am going to make tomorrow different by...

Isn't tomorrow, by definition, different from today?

How have you changed recently?

Back to that sand in my shorts....

You know....I could do this all day.....

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