So...let me get this straight...

You schtupped an Argentinean woman, thus cheating on your wife and kids.

You are a governor, and you disappeared without a word to anyone in order to get the schtupping done.

But your plight is much like that of King David?

"South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford...said King David 'fell mightily, fell in very, very significant ways, but then picked up the pieces and built from there.'"

oooooh kaaaaay

Link here.